Friday, July 4, 2008

Happy Fourth of July Beaches

I just want to take this opportunity to say...that I do recognize
At this time, many years ago, a bunch of white guys on a boat, squared up against another bunch of white guys on a boat and did the dirty, so that the first bunch of white guys could get their own country.

Listen, I'm not down playing anything here. If anything I'm saying I'm really appreciative of white people and their willingness to be greedy. No i'm jk. Really jk. ..... I appreciate they are greedy AND stupid.

But no, after all those white guys won their battle. The Ford motor company happened, raspberry flavored Snapple happened...and a young Taiwanese guy named Ching Wu said, "Hey... if dirty ole fanny's can make in America...maybe I should try to leave this soon to be China take over country (Taiwan) and make it in America." <-- i mean ... he didn't say that exactly...well actually he did ... it was just in Taiwanese, so it sounded more like , "Ni hao, be lan zun zun, soiyi Wa ai zuo fei-gi zai Mei guo White People." I'm sure that's the totally incorrect way of putting it...and definately politically incorrect way of putting it also.

That's it for now, stay drug free cousins.