Friday, July 4, 2008

Happy Fourth of July Beaches

I just want to take this opportunity to say...that I do recognize
At this time, many years ago, a bunch of white guys on a boat, squared up against another bunch of white guys on a boat and did the dirty, so that the first bunch of white guys could get their own country.

Listen, I'm not down playing anything here. If anything I'm saying I'm really appreciative of white people and their willingness to be greedy. No i'm jk. Really jk. ..... I appreciate they are greedy AND stupid.

But no, after all those white guys won their battle. The Ford motor company happened, raspberry flavored Snapple happened...and a young Taiwanese guy named Ching Wu said, "Hey... if dirty ole fanny's can make in America...maybe I should try to leave this soon to be China take over country (Taiwan) and make it in America." <-- i mean ... he didn't say that exactly...well actually he did ... it was just in Taiwanese, so it sounded more like , "Ni hao, be lan zun zun, soiyi Wa ai zuo fei-gi zai Mei guo White People." I'm sure that's the totally incorrect way of putting it...and definately politically incorrect way of putting it also.

That's it for now, stay drug free cousins.

8 comments:

katzpawz said...

Well, at least it sounds a lot better than in my native tongue which is filled mostly with clicks and odd contortions of the head.

To him said...

I love me some Paul Wu! Thanks for ALL your love and support to Brandon while I was away. I can't wait to see you and give you a BIG African HUG!!!

kw

chad said...

nice

Tammy said...

Man, I learned so much history. I need to send my kids here for their class, you rock!

BTW: It's about time you updated... :D

chad said...

whatchu doing in my watas?

cat swanzy said...

hmmm....just stopped by to check you out.

To him said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAUL WU!!!!!!

To him said...

Is Paul Wu ever gonna blog again???? Is Ricky keeping you THAT busy?!?! Come back to blogsville, Paul...we miss you!